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Unless you’re a member of the laser-eyed, Luna-tattooed crypto crowd, you’d be forgiven for not knowing that it’s Dogecoin’s 10th birthday today. Do we really need to celebrate a fictional, illiterate Shiba Inu? Ehhhh. But hey, I’m not here to make enemies with an ancient Japanese dog breed. So if you’re reading this, Doge, here’s your card:
